"The Cooking Lesson" Momma made me cook a chicken once, from scratch. That means you start with a chicken still scratching in the yard. At least she got grandpa to wring its neck (or maybe she did it herself) and then cut off the head on the stump in the yard, with a hatchet but not all the way through -- leave it hanging by a shred of skin (it's more gruesome that way). Now scald it in the burning water, careful, careful, holding it by its filthy feet. And then pluck the feathers that go on forever until you're down to skin and meat. Then cut it open and pull out the bloody guts and hunt for the organs that we eat. And rip the joints apart and chop the bones with no pretense of being neat. See how tough your mother is she can do what must be done. She stands there with bloody hands and a smile on her face asking if you wouldn't like something to eat. c. 1988, B. Riley